Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Sugar-free Halloween

I was able to find packages of Sugar-Free Double Bubble at my local Walmart, so it looks like I am set for my non-poisonous trick-or-treat offering. Not sure how the kids will take it. I guess I will find out at the end of the night. Either my pumpkins will be fine, which means they didn't notice I slipped sugar-free gum in their bags. Or, I will find smashed pumpkins, a burning pile of copies of "Dr. Atkin's New Diet Revolution", and "Death to Low-Carb!" spray painted on my VW Golf. Well, it could also be angry militant vegetarians who caught wind of my propensity to eat meat, but I guess in that case, the pumpkins would have been chewed on instead of smashed. I guess I will have play "Pumpkin CSI" to know for sure.

Along with purchasing non-toxic treats, I have also been going through my music collection trying to find a good mix of music to play Halloween night. I usually hook up some outside speakers and play some of the kid-friendly selections for the munchkins that come to my door. I have been working on building this collection for quite a few years, so it is pretty extensive. I was Facebooking with a friend of my hubby's the other night and mentioned I was jamming to some Halloween tunes. He asked what songs I was playing and I ended up typing up the entire list. Through the magic of cut and paste, I am posting it here in case anyone else is looking for some good music to play for treat-or-treaters or at their Halloween bash. Most music genres are represented, and some are a tad corny, but they sure are fun. Just be sure let me know if I left any good ones out. 

Wifezilla's Ultimate Halloween Party Music List
"This is Halloween" by Marilyn Manson (as well as the original from the movie soundtrack)
"Black Magic Woman" by Carlos Santana
"I put a spell on you" by Natacha Atlas (as well as the CCR and Bett Midler versions)
"Every Day is Halloween" by Ministry
"Voo Doo" by Godsmack
"When You're Evil" by Voltaire (comedy song)
"Oogie Boogie Man" from Nightmare Before Christmas
"Psycho theme song"
"De Ja Voo Doo" by Kenny Wayne Sheperd
"Devil with a blue dress" by Mitch Ryder
Theme from Beetlejuice
Theme from Halloween ala Mike Myers
"Monster Mash"
Theme from the Addams Family
"Magic Man" by Heart
"Runnin' with the Devil" by Van Halen
"Blue Moon" the Platters
"Once bitten twice shy" White Snake
"Nemesis" by Shriekback
"Halloween" by Steven Lynch (comedy song)
"Thriller" Michael Jackson
Amityville Horror Theme
Ghostbusters Theme
Exorcist Theme
Tales From the Crypt Theme
Friday the 13th - Jason's Theme
"Devil in Disguise" by Elvis Presley
"Highway to Hell" by AC/DC
"Psycho Killer" Talking Heads
"Voodoo Lady" Ween
"Weird Science" Oingo Boingo
"Devil Inside" INXS
"Werewolves of London" Warren Zevon
"Blinded me with science" Thomas Dolby
"Zombie" Cranberries
"I'm Your Boogie Man" KC & the Sunshine Band
"Don't Fear the Reaper" Blue Oyster Cult
"Time Warp" Rocky Horror Picture Show
"Dead Man's Party" Oingo Boingo
"Hell's Bells" AC/DC
"Love Song For A Vampire" Annie Lennox
"The Beast"  Concrete Blonde
"Deliver us from Evil" by Bullet for my Valentine
"Evil Ways" by Carlos Santana
"Dirty Deeds" AC/DC
"Abracadabra" Steve Miller Band
and "Evil Woman" by ELO
"Witchy Woman"--Eagles!
"Somebody's Watching Me" Rockwell
"Godzilla" by Blue Oyster Cult
"Clap for the Wolfman" The Guess Who
"Feed my Frankenstein" Alice Cooper
"Invisible Man" by Theory of a Dead Man
"Blasphemous Rumors" Depeche Mode
"Creatures" 311
"Live & Let Die" Guns & Roses
"Possum Kingdom" the Toadies
"Bad Moon Rising" CCR
"King of Pain" the Police
"Girls are F*cking Evil" by the Ataris
"They're coming to take me away" Napoleon
"If you want blood" AC/DC
"Dragula" Rob Zombie
"Little Devil" Neil Sedaka
"The Killing Moon" Echo and the Bunnymen
"Race with the Devil" by the Stray Cats
"Counting Bodies Like Sheep" Perfect Circle
"Sell your soul" Hollywood Undead
"Bark at the moon" Ozzy Osbourne
"World is a Vampire" Smashing Pumpkins
"Prince of Darkness" Megadeath
"Bloodletting" Concrete Blonde
"Can't fight the Moonlight" by Leann Rimes
"Vampires in Love" Deadlines
"Neon Moon" Brooks and Dunn
"If I was your Vampire" Marilyn Manson
"Poison" Alice Cooper
"My Boo" by Girlicious
"Hungry like the wolf" Duran Duran
"Animal I have Become" 3 Days Grace
"Cold Hearted Snake" Paula Abdul
"Living Dead Girl" Rob Zombie
"Move your body like a snake" R. Kelly
"I can sleep when I'm dead" Jason Michael Carroll
"Devil went down to Georgia" Charlie Daniels


Tracey said...

They probably won't even read the wrappers in their hurry to eat their candy. And I think SF Dubble Bubble tastes just like the real thing. I think you have a pretty solid plan.

Vikki said...

I hope you don't have nibbled on pumpkins, but I can't believe you forgot "I'll be Watching you" by the Police/Sting. Your basic stalker song...giggle
Happy Halloween!

Yucky said...

:rotfl! I love your Sugar Free Halloween blog post!

So funny and original!

Wifezilla said...

I just tried one of the sugar-free double bubbles. Not bad actually :D

Sherrie said...

How did your Halloween go?