Roaring about health and weight loss while stomping around the internet crushing things with my giant lizard feet.
Thursday, April 5, 2012
Ask Wifezilla: Cabbage Noodles Too Crunchy
Friday, March 30, 2012
Dude! It's Almost Beef!
Dude it's "Mechanically separated, preheated, fat extracted, sprayed by ammonia gas so you don't die beef like stuff"
I think it has a better ring to it."
Governors stand up for pink slme
Thursday, March 29, 2012
Avoiding pink slime and meat glue
- Buy beef on the hoof: Buy directly from a farmer you personally know. Have the cow butchered to your specifications. Local Harvest and Eat Wild are good places to start your search for a whole or half cow.
- Grind your own burger meat: If you don't have the money or space to get a whole cow, you can still buy whole cuts of meat and make hamburger yourself. Chuck, ground round and sirloin all make excellent burgers. An inexpensive hand grinder can get you burger meat and give you a workout at the same time. If you have a Kitchenaid mixer, look in to getting a grinder attachment.
- Buy organic: By law, organic hamburger meat can not contain plink slime. Meat glue, however, may still be used. It just has to be meat glue made from organic materials. Buying a whole cow is still your best bet.
Sunday, March 18, 2012
Quote of the day
Diabetes Diet Damage
- ADA: Drink non-fat milk, eat small amounts of lean meat, eat tofu or low-fat cheese, eat whole grains, and that potatoes, low-fat crackers and other low-fat snacks are fine at every meal in small amounts.
- NIH: Their website incorrectly claims that, along with fruit and starches, "...vegetables, and milk groups are highest in carbohydrate. They affect your blood glucose levels the most." They then recommend people with diabetes eat most of their food from the grain group.
- Mayo Clinic: They recommend "...a healthy-eating plan that's naturally rich in nutrients and low in fat and calories, with an emphasis on fruits, vegetables and whole grains. In fact, a diabetes diet is the best eating plan for most everyone." They also go on to proudly show their complete lack of knowledge about the endocrine system by saying "When you eat excess calories and fat, your body responds by creating an undesirable rise in blood glucose. "
Sunday, March 4, 2012
Low Carb vs ADA Diet for Diabetics
Saturday, March 3, 2012
Behold the power of ghee!

- Melt unsalted butter over low heat in a sturdy pot. Make sure you do NOT stir.
- Cook the melted butter until it is a clear golden liquid (approx 20-30 minutes). Light brown milk solids will form and settle to the bottom of the pan. Skim off and discard any thick foam that forms on the top.
- Strain ghee through a strainer lined with cheese cloth or coffee filters into a clean, dry jars.
- Ghee does not need to be refrigerated and will be semi-solid at room temperature.

Sunday, February 26, 2012
Low Carb Panna Cotta
• 6 Tbsp of cold water
• 2 packets of Knox unflavored gelatin
Heat the cream, erythritol and honey together. Get it very warm but do not boil. While cream is heating sprinkle gelatin over cold water and let it set for about 5 minutes. Add vanilla to warm cream. Slowly add warm cream to gelatin and stir well to dissolve.
Place in ramkins, mugs or lightly greased muffin tins and let set in the refrigerator for at least 2 hours.
• 1/4 cup Splenda
• 1/4 cup honey
• 1/2 Tbsp lemon zest
• 1/2 tsp pure lemon extract
• 1/2 cup fresh lemon juice (about 2 1/2 large lemons squeezed)
• 2 packets of Knox unflavored gelatin
• 1 qt heavy whipping cream
• 1/4 cup Splenda
• 2 tsp cinnamon
• 2 tsp ginger
• 3 tsp vanilla extract
• 6 Tbsp of cold water
• 2 packets of Knox unflavored gelatin
Monday, February 20, 2012
Fructose study finds fructose isn't a problem

Strawberry Chia Jelly

This seed was so valuable to the Aztecs that they used it as a medium of exchange. The Aztec priests and nobility were often paid in chia seed.
According to Jesuit priests, chia was the third most important Aztec food crop after maize (corn) and beans. Chia bread was used in some of their religious ceremonies.
When the Aztec civilization fell during the Spanish conquest, the Spanish banned chia and certain other native crops due to their use in religious ceremonies, and replaced them with crops such as wheat and carrots." (More)
3 tablespoons chia seeds
Place in a bowl and allow frozen strawberries to partially thaw. Slice strawberries and add sweetener. Add chia seeds and stir. Allow strawberries to completely thaw. The chia seeds will absorb the strawberry juice and turn into a gel. After a few hours, add more seeds if the topping appears to be a bit runny. If it looks too thick, add a few more strawberries.
Saturday, February 11, 2012
Wheat Politics & George Burns
Dr. Davis alerts us to an upcoming political push by a wheat growers association on his Wheat Belly Blog. The continuing stream of information showing the harm caused by ingesting grains must be making a dent in their profits, prompting action on their part. Apparently the Grains Food Foundation is moving to Washington DC for better lobbying access, but they are also going to target what they call the "influencers". Nutritionist, medical professionals, diet and nutrition journalists and even bloggers.
"G.F.F. will proactively track grain-focused initiatives (studies, books, broadcasts, articles) with the goal of preempting or countermanding misinformation regarding grain foods on an ongoing basis. The G.F.F. Scientific Advisory Board members will lead efforts to provide rapid response to false communications and claims against grain foods, including fad diets."
"To effectively guard against potential extreme attacks against grain foods, G.F.F. will develop a crisis communications plan to continue to develop appropriate reserves to enable prompt industry response to neutralize such attacks."
Maybe this explains the recent rash of "you don't have to give up grains FOREVER - just until your gut heals!" type blog posts and articles popping up on the net. I don't know about you all, but if I sliced my arm open and nearly severed a thumb juggling knives, I am not just going to give up knife juggling until my wounds heal. I am going to find a new hobby.
Lets put it another way. Comedian George Burns smoked cigars and drank whiskey almost every day of his adult life and he didn't die until shortly after his 100th birthday. Not only that, he was active and working until just before his death. In fact, it wasn't his smoking and drinking that did him in, it was a fall resulting in a head injury. He was never able to fully recover. Reports are that Mr. Burns smoked between 10 and 15 cigars a day for well over 70 years.
Is this an example that cigar smoking is healthy? That whiskey is a revitalizing tonic? No. It means that George Burns had the unique ability to recover from damage caused by smoking and drinking. It does not change the fact that smoking and drinking are inherently damaging. It is the same with modern wheat. Modern forms of wheat are inherently damaging to everyone who eats them. Some of us just have a genetic advantage and can easily recover from that damage. Others can not. Can you mitigate some of that damage by using ancient grains or using traditional preparation methods? Possibly. But for me, it isn't a chance I am willing to take.
So next time you read a blog saying how happy someone is to be going back to wheat, keep in mind two things. 1) There may be a powerful lobbying group involved and 2) a person truly returning to wheat and grains may have been born with a body much more able to repair itself than you.
Friday, February 10, 2012
Lower Carb, Gluten-Free Carrot Cake
Thursday, February 9, 2012
Dairy-free sour cream
Reluctantly going dairy-free
Monday, February 6, 2012
Lower Carb Dark Chocolate Chip Mini Muffins

1 Tbsp coconut flour
2 duck eggs (or 2 jumbo chicken eggs plus 1 yolk)
1/4 teaspoon celtic sea salt
1/4 teaspoon baking soda
10 Tbsps butter, melted
1 Tbsp vanilla extract
1/4 cup erythritol (or 1/4 cup honey if you can handle more carbs)
3 packets of Truvia or Splenda
1 cup dark chocolate chips
Combine dry ingredients in a large bowl.
Stir together wet ingredients in a smaller bowl.
Mix wet ingredients into dry.
Spoon in to a mini muffin pan. Divide batter equally among the 24 spots.
Bake at 300° for 10-15 minutes. Edges of the muffins should be lightly browned. Cool and serve.
Tuesday, January 31, 2012
Recipe: Low carb fudge pops

Wifezilla's Low Carb Fudge Pops
Ingredients:
- 8oz cream cheese
- 1/2 cup heavy whipping cream
- 1/3 cup cocoa powder
- Sweetener to taste
Directions:
With a hand blender, mix the cream cheese and then slowly add the whipping cream. Whip until mixture is nice and creamy. Add cocoa powder and sweetner such as Splenda, erythritol, or stevia to taste, erring on the sweet side. (Once it is frozen, the sweetness fades a bit and a mix that tasted just right in the bowl can end up tasting not quite sweet enough.)
Place in small disposable drinking cups. Add a popsicle stick and freeze for about 2 hours. You can also use the plastic smootie pop sets or tupperware popsicle makers.
This will make anywhere from 3-6 popsicles depending on how large your containers are. My smoothie pop sets makes 4.
Monday, January 30, 2012
Marinara Melt
While I advocate as much home cooking as possible, there are times when your schedule forces you to take short cuts. During those instances, the time it takes to cook your food takes priority over the ingredients. You can still stay on the low carb path, you just may have to make a few allowances for convenience items.
This recipe takes less than 10 minutes to make and works great on days when a job, appointments and household chores leave you very little cooking time.

Marinara Melt
- 1 jar of Ragu No Sugar Added Tomato and Basil sauce
- 2 lbs ground beef
- 12 oz grated mozzarella cheese
- 2 tsp jarred minced garlic
- 1/4 cup dry parmesan cheese
- Optional: Fresh basil & oregano
- Optional: red pepper flakes
Brown ground beef in a skillet over medium-high heat. If you are adding fresh herbs, add it to the meat when it is just about finished. Fresh herbs turn bitter when over-cooked. Drain and return to medium heat. Add Ragu and parmesan cheese and stir until it starts to bubble. Top with shredded cheese and cook another minute or two until the cheese melts. Makes approximately 4 servings.
Quick and filling, this recipe goes down great on a cold, rainy day. Serve with butter fried Italian summer squash and sliced onions. If you can manage to slice and cook your side dish while the meat is browning, you can still finish the whole meal in 10 minutes or less.
Steak Wraps

• Thin sliced steak
• Cream cheese
• Salsa
• Salt, pepper, and butter for frying steak
• Large Lettuce leaf (optional)
Fry thin steak pieces in butter or ghee in a larg
Allow 2 -3 wraps per person depending on steak size.
Philly Steak Wrap
• Cream cheese
• Fried onions, mushrooms and peppers
• Swiss cheese
• Salt, pepper, and butter for frying steak
• Large Lettuce leaf (optional)
Same technique as above, you are just using a different filling. Caramelize the onions before adding the peppers and mushrooms. This one will be messier because of the filling. Just be prepared.

Saturday, January 28, 2012
RECIPE: Spicy Butternut Soup
Butternut squash are inexpensive and abundant fall through winter. Take advantage of this excellent grocery store and farmer's market bargain by making a hearty, healthy, butternut soup. While squash is a little bit on the carby side, it is a great food for those who have moved beyond a very low carb induction phase and are on a maintenance program.
Ingredients
- 2 small or 1 large butternut squash
- 1 lb of spicy pork sausage
- 6oz sliced portobello mushrooms
- 1 large red onion
- 2 packages cream cheese
- butter for cooking onions and mushrooms
- ground cayenne pepper to taste
- Sea salt, pepper, fennel and ground sage to taste
Half and clean the butternut squash. Either roast in the oven (350º for 1-2 hour) or microwave in a covered dish with a little water (45-60 minutes). While the squash is cooking, brown the sausage and drain. Set aside. Dice the onions and cook in butter until caramelized. In a separate pan, cook the sliced mushrooms in butter until soft.
Once the squash is nice and soft, scoop it out of its shell and run through a food processor or blender with just enough hot water to get the blades to get the squash mixed well. (In my little food processor it took about 4 batches.)
Pour the squash puree in to a large stock pot. Add the sausage, onion and mushrooms. Add more water if needed to get the puree to a nice thick soup consistency. Add spices to taste. (I go heavy on the cayenne!). Once everything is hot and well blended, stir in the cream cheese. Keep stirring until it's melted.
Serve in a large bowl with a pat of real butter on top